sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
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Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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