How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
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