Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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