I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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