Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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