If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
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I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
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i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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