Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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