why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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