True but thats because hes a fetus.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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