She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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