normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i wish my penis had a tongue
It's just like the Real World with babies
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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