I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
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get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
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I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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