There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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