wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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