YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
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well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
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totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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