i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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