i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
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Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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