At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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