Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
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No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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