I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
soo... how was my night?
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