Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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