My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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