ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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