The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
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I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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