Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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