There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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