Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
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The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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