This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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