yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
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It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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