Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
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