So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
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If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
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Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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