fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
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Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
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dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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