I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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