I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
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Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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