hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
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Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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