you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
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don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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