ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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