I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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