We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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