i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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