# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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