can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
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sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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