he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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