I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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