I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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