he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
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I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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