K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
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it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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