I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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