The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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