I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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