So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
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Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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