He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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