That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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