I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
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The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
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Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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