The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
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Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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