Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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