Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
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Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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