as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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