you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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